Stories are better told at the table...

but we can start here.

My mind and body require me to be active and work with my hands, and I never stop moving (unless I'm falling asleep on my wife's shoulder). There is nothing more grounding than sinking my bare feet into the grass. I curse like a sailor and I can't do math. My favorite meals are the ones I get to cook for my family. At Herban Harvest, I cook the way we eat at home. I would love to cook some of my favorite meals for you!

About that food, though

Really important stuff:


  • My wife and I have nearly 60 house plants and counting. Their names are Caroline, Eugene, Bernadette, Collins, Dotty, Betty, Wanda, Philly…….
  • I love to be outside. Let's travel anywhere and everywhere.
  • I despise food waste and I love to find ways to use every piece of something. Yes, I'm going to serve you the whole leek. And it's going to be delicious!
  • Whether it's cooking for 10,000 people out of tent, or doing a 10 minute glute bridge just because someone said I couldn't, I never back down from a good challenge. AKA I'm stubborn.
  • I am a LESBIAN and I'm someone's forever person/wife.
  • I uprooted myself from everything I knew in St. Louis, Missouri to come out here where the mountains meet the ocean. And Portland will always be home.
  • I have excellent attention to detail (ADHD), which is mostly a good thing. But if I pick one weed, I'll be in the yard for 2 hours finishing the job (and yes, I'd probably be willing to come pick yours too).
  • I'm a bonus mom to two littles, Bennett and Laney, which is the best thing that I never knew I wanted.
  • Snapbacks are life.
  • Go Thorns!

Because life is too short to eat bad food.

Hungry yet?

Let me feed you.


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